Comedian and longtime conservative Jackie Mason sounded off on the Republican presidential field in a radio interview Sunday, jesting Ben Carson “looks like he’s falling asleep” and “brilliant” Carly Fiorina may just be too cerebral.
On Carson, Mason quipped: “Every time you see him, he looks like he either fell asleep or he’s trying to fall asleep. Everybody else is looking for a job. He looks like he’s looking for a place to lie down for an hour.”
The jokester said “brilliant” Fiorina “gives you so much information in one minute that by the time she’s finished answering you, you forgot what you asked her.”
Mason was speaking on “Aaron Klein Investigative Radio” broadcast on New York’s AM 970 The Answer and NewsTalk 990 AM.
Mason said he couldn’t understand how retired Johns Hopkins neurosurgeon Carson was able to stand in the operating room for hours at a time, “but somehow to stand there and debate and to talk for three minutes he doesn’t seem to have the strength.”
Continued Mason: “It’s hilarious when you watch him talk. It looks like he’s looking for the job but he’s not too serious. … He’s a retired neurosurgeon, but he looks like he’s retir[ing] while he’s talking to you.
“It looks like he already retired not only from the first job. It looks like he already retired from this job while he’s running for the job. It looks like the only thing he wants to do is go from one place to the other just to keep retiring.
“Doesn’t he sound retired when he talks?” asked the one-time Borscht Belt stand-up. “He says ‘hello’ and then he looks like if it’s a whole sentence he doesn’t have the strength to finish it,” Mason added.
Referring to Fiorina, Mason joked, “This lady is so brilliant that people can’t get over it.
“Every time she talks. Boom batta boom batta boom. She talks so fast with so much intensity and so much information. She gives you so much information in one minute that by the time she’s finished answering you, you forgot what you asked her,” he said.
“You forgot what the questions were. Because she’s so busy with information. A mile a minute,” said Mason.
“They mentioned the ISIS to her and in two seconds she said we need 14 battleships, 19 cruisers; we need 35 warriors that are coming from Pittsburgh, 50 from Philadelphia, three from my house, one from the guy across the street. She gives you a whole list, and it adds up to 312 people from there, one from there.”
Mason said he would be too afraid to ask Fiorina what time it is.
“She won’t tell you what time it is. She will tell you when they started manufacturing watches; how many watches there are. And how many watches are left and who started the watch and who needs the watch,” he said.
“She’ll finish by telling you we don’t even need a watch. If you want to know what time it is just ask somebody. Why do we need to spend some money on watches? Everybody else has a watch. So just say what time it is and you’ll find out. And we’ll save billions of dollars on watches.”
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