From the Congo to Californistan — and most points in between — it’s time for a look back at the week that was. Personal Liberty Digest® presents: The WIRE!
Not that Hillary would ever throw someone under the bus over the damning revelations from the State Department’s Office of the Inspector General, but I hope Huma Abedin has a good lawyer.
Someone tell Huma to Google “Fort Marcy Park.”
I don’t want to say the OIG’s report was toxic, but the old girl looks like she’s on the back end of a white wine bender.
Saying “I’m with her!” has been linked to cancer in laboratory animal testing.
Things have gotten so bad, they’re struggling to come up with an appropriate new slogan.
How about “FBI’m With Her!” What? Too soon?
Beyond some weak protestations, Democrats went surprisingly silent in the wake of Hillary’s train wreck. They were probably too busy begging Vice President Biden to put on his running shoes.
“I might do it, too, if I can figure out how to tie them.”
Nana’s week got worse with revelations she used her position as Secretary of State to delay human rights protections in the Democratic Republic of the Congo in return for a donation of $100 Million from a “blood mineral” company.
She’s like Leopold II without the real estate. Bet she could rock that beard, though.
Hillary did make time to take a swipe at Donald Trump, mocking his claim that he “cherishes women.” Maybe she’s blinded by jealousy that he actually won his party’s nomination, but did Nana forget that doughy-looking creep she pretends to share a bed with?
Bubba cherishes women, too. Except when they chew through the restraints.
President Obama managed to work a dig at the Donald while ostensibly representing the citizens of the United States — including Trump — in Japan, claiming world leaders are “unsettled” by Trump.
They’re laughing their *sses off at us now. So things are looking up!
Trump has thrown a little firewater in the direction of Hillary’s attack squaw Senator Elizabeth Warren, mocking her forked-tongued claims of Native American heritage by calling her “Pocahontas.” Warren’s response, incredibly, has been to call Trump “racist.”
Um, you can’t be racist toward rich, white women who are only pretending to be Native American.
A Pennsylvania judge ruled this week that Comedian Bill Cosby will face trial on sexual assault charges. Black Bill C goes to prison, while white Bill C goes for party rides on the “Lolita Express” to “Pedophile Island?”
So that’s what they mean by “white privilege!”
With Hillary reneging on a deal to debate Senator Bernie Sanders, Donald Trump stepped in, offering to debate Sanders for charity; bringing up safety concerns, given Sanders’ supporters propensity for rioting and looting.
Trump: You wanna spar?
Sanders: You bet!
Los Angeles Police Department: Oh s**t.
Welcome to Californistan, where your vote still counts years after you’re done voting. Turns out, hundreds of people have been voting from beyond the grave for years in the liberal mecca, including one guy who’s voted in five elections since he died in 2003.
Voter IDs are unnecessary, because voter fraud never happens! Isn’t that right, Great-Great-Great-Great-Grampa?
Fresh off his decree to grant ballot access to rapists and murderers, Virginia Governor Terry McAuliffe hit the ethical skids when he got caught lying about meeting with and accepting donations from a shady Chinese businessman and arranging for him to meet with and donate to the Clintons.
The Clintons, McAuliffe and crooked Chinese money. It’s too early for the 90s to be “cool” retro.
Embattled IRS Commissioner John Koskinen is refusing to testify at an upcoming Congressional hearing into his pattern of misconduct.
He’s far too busy illegally harassing conservatives to answer for illegally harassing conservatives.
Secretary of Veterans’ Affairs Robert McDonald took some heavy flak after he compared the inexcusably long waits veterans have faced under the Obama Administration’s care to waiting in line at Disneyworld.
Yeah, the “Rockin’ Dialysis-Coaster” is totally worth the 3-month wait!
Planned Parenthood of Sarasota was evacuated and hazmat teams were brought in when a number of abortionists were exposed to unknown toxins, which later turned out to be cleaning products and baby food.
Dr. Gosnell never made us clean anything! And did you say baby food? You feed those things?
Another victory for Obamanomics! For the first time since the Great Depression — if not the 19th Century — post-collegiate adults are now more likely to live with their parents than on their own. Of course, it’s easier to afford iPhones, skinny jeans and “onesies” if you’re crashing in mom’s basement.
It’s my “safe space.” Besides, mom uses the good fabric softener!
Fashionistas everywhere howled after Duchess of Cambridge Kate Middleton wore the same outfit she wore three years ago.
You wore the same thing — twice? I didn’t even know that was possible!
And that’s your week in review! For the Personal Liberty Digest®, I’m Ben Crystal saying “See you next week, on The WIRE!”
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