Todd M. Siebert: The WIRE: Your week in review

Friday, 2 September 2016

The WIRE: Your week in review

From the Mexico to Midway Island — and most points in between — it’s time for a look back at the week that was. Personal Liberty Digest^® presents: The WIRE!

New documents revealed that Hillary Clinton attempted to hide her husband’s use of taxpayer money to fund their so-called “charitable foundation” while she was Secretary of State.

Investigators perked up when Bubba asked it be paid out in all $1 bills.

Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump accepted Mexican President Enrique Pena Nieto’s invitation to visit the source of many illegal aliens.

Hillary considered going, but the U.S. and Mexico still have a solid extradition treaty.

Say what you want about Trump, but his trip caught the old girl completely flatfooted. The media floundered trying to spin the story for Hillary.

She would’ve had a response, but she was at bingo night with the other “seasoned citizens.”

The Department of Homeland Security is considering taking over American elections to protect against cyber attacks; an issue of obvious importance to Democrat Party and Hillary Clinton minions.

Obama “protecting” an election involving Hillary. That seems legit.

The top ISIS spokes-terrorist wound up on the business end of an airstrike in Syria recently. He was immediately replaced by another spokes-terrorist, whose name is… unimportant, since these guys have a fairly predictable career arc.

Akbar’s dead, Akbar. That means you’re the new Akbar.

Secretary of State John Kerry would like it the media would stop reporting on Islamic terrorism, claiming “Perhaps the media would do us all a service if they didn’t cover it quite as much. People wouldn’t know what’s going on.” It’s part of Obama’s newest anti-terrorism strategy: the silent treatment.

If that doesn’t work they’re going to pass mean notes about them in study hall.

Hillary Clinton tried attacking Donald Trump’s proposed enforcement of immigration law claiming it would “criminalize” illegal aliens.

They’re already “criminalized,” Nana. Hence, the “illegal” in “illegal alien.”

Hillary floated this howler: “I will never, ever disrespect Gold Star families who’ve made the ultimate sacrifice for our nation or prisoners of war.”

Startinnnnnng… now.

Another miscue for the old girl as her foreign policy speech to the American Legion fell flat.

Hillary selling foreign policy to the American Legion is like her husband selling Uber rides to college girls.

Hillary is serious about getting “big money” out of politics. So much so, she and her man-purse Tim Kaine held nearly six dozen fundraisers in August, raising nearly $100 Million.

This war on big money has been brought to you by generous grants from even bigger money.

Hillary’s post-convention polling bounce has evaporated. Her unpopularity now at an all-time high.

Has she blamed a black guy yet, or is this one the fault of the “vast right wing conspiracy?”

Hurricane Hermine made landfall on the Florida panhandle late this week, the first hurricane to hit the Sunshine State since 2005, ending the longest hurricane-free streak in the Gulf of Mexico in 130 years.

By global warmist calculations, only a couple hundred to go to validate their “predictions.”

Although damage has been blessedly light, President Obama immediately enacted an emergency response plan.

He’s got this.

Obama was back after his number one enemy this week, attacking so-called “climate change” with a multi-stop Pacific trip via Reno.

Fighting “climate change” apparently requires burning an enormous amount of jet fuel.

North Korea proudly announced the execution by anti-aircraft gun of a Vice Premier. His “crime?” Not sitting properly in the presence of owner Kim Jong Un.

Coincidentally, Hillary’s aides now sit up like Marine Corps boots.