From Harlem to Hawaii — and most points in between — it’s time for a look back at the week that was. Personal Liberty Digest® presents: The WIRE!
Sources indicate the Islamic terror group ISIS is actively pursuing nuclear weapons and may be closing in on their goal. It’s another proud “accomplishment” for the Nobel laureate president who pronounced them “degraded.”
Suckers! Iran took Obama for a nuclear program AND $150 BILLION!
How much does it cost to make Hillary Clinton look like “regular people?” About 600 bucks — and one colossal traffic jam. New Yorkers learned that the hard way this week, after Nana shut down part of Manhattan to get a $600 haircut.
$600 to look like THAT? I’m starting to understand how she ended up “flat broke.”
As Hillary prepares for FBI interviews and a possible criminal indictment, so-called “feminists” like has-been diva Barbra Streisand, pseudo-journalist Cokie Roberts and hate blogger Amanda Marcotte are retreating behind a timeworn excuse for Nana’s crimes: sexism.
That’s nice, girls, but I don’t think “I have a vagina” is a legal defense for perjury.
While Americans reel from the cost of Obama’s recent two-jet family sightseeing trip to Argentina, the bill is in for his family Christmas trip to Hawaii: $3.5 million. Again — due in no small part to the First Lady’s desire for separate planes.
One plane for their egos, the other for their “carbon footprints.”
Despite promises to the contrary by Obama and minions like Jon “Americans are idiots” Gruber, a new industry study revealed that not only do Obamacare costs continue to skyrocket, more increases are on the horizon.
I’ll take “things predicted by everyone who isn’t a Democrat” for $1000, Alex.
He’ll never be as tall as his buddy Dennis Rodman, but communist worm Kim Jong Un can be a whole lot wider. While he warns his subjects to prepare for another famine, the diminutive dictator is approaching maximum density, with some analysts estimating the little dude is pushing 300 lbs. Life under socialism sure seems like fun!
He wants to be Bernie Sanders when he grows up.
According to Nana, the top 25 hedge fund managers make more than all the kindergarten teachers in America combined, which she says is “not acceptable.” With that attitude, Thanksgiving dinner with your hedge fund manager son-in-law is going to be awkward.
I’ll bet you cut that line from your $250K speeches to Goldman Sachs, you doddering old hypocrite.
The anti-life crowd got their undies in a knot when Donald Trump suggested that women who violate a hypothetical abortion ban should face “punishment.” Granted, Trump’s comments were ill-advised, but their reaction seemed kinda out of proportion, considering the “procedure” they’re defending.
Where was all this outrage when this psycho was “providing women’s healthcare?”
According to the anti-life hate group NARAL, Ted Cruz’s opposition to abortion hinders women’s chances of economic success. That’s right, kids, NARAL economics is based on Abortion Gnomes.
Phase 1. Murder your baby.
Phase 2. ? Phase 3. Profit!
Tragedy at the Apollo Theater this week as a century of credibility was destroyed in an instant when an old white lady whose rich cronies profit off fun stuff like for-profit prisons took the stage.
“Look, I’m ‘raising the roof!’ Isn’t that what ‘you people’ do?”
How to pass the time when your plane has been hijacked by a lovesick dude who’s trying win back his ex in the craziest way possible? Hijacker selfies! That’s what at least one passenger did when Seif al-Din Mustafa managed to board an EgyptAir flight wearing a fake suicide vest.
Sure, it’s the best flight delay ever, but how about that Egyptian airport security, huh? No flies on those cats!
She’s a sociopath who’s trying to ride her rapist husband’s coattails into power. He’s an ancient communist who’s been moldering on the taxpayer’s nickel for over 30 years. And yet, Hillary and Bernie are arguing about “tone.”
It’s like David Berkowitz telling Charles Manson he’s acting weird.
So, these guys win the billboard awards FOREVER.
Too bad there’s not an ointment to clear up a scorching case of socialism.
And that’s your week in review! For the Personal Liberty Digest®, I’m Ben Crystal saying “See you next week, on The WIRE!”
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