Obama turns on the waterworks. A civil rights armband? And nukin’ up with Kim! Here’s your Great Eight for the week, kids!
Cry-Barry
“When I think of the lies I’m telling today and how this illegal order would have prevented none of the incidents I’m shamelessly exploiting, I just get — *sniff* — all misty.”
The tears tested HUGE with the focus groups.
This … is CNN.
During his infomercial on CNN Thursday evening, Obama claimed “there are neighborhoods around the country where it is easier for a 12- or a 13-year-old to purchase a gun, and cheaper, than it is for them to get a book.” Funny how those neighborhoods are all in “gun-free” cities like Obama’s own hometown of Chicago.
Twelve-year-olds with guns? Man, someone should make that illega-um-never mind.
Blame it on the old white guys
Obama’s assault won’t affect criminals, but it will affect the civil liberties of Social Security recipients. So America won’t be safer, but the early seating at the Kountry Kitchen will be locked down.
So what if these guys saved the world before Obama was born?
Welcome to Baltimurder
Although its “gun-free” city is a war zone of violent crime, The Baltimore Sun called for a publicly searchable database of all legal gun owners. That seems like a hassle. Why not just have them all wear some kind of identifying mark, like a badge or an armband?
It was haute couture in Buchenwald.
North Korean nukes
Fabulous North Korea — where 25 million people starve in the dark, but at least they’ve got nukes! Communism: It’s fan-tastic!
They keep the lights off so they don’t scare Kim Jong Un’s pet unicorn.
A gift from Bubba
Those North Korean nukes were paid for with U.S. tax dollars, by the way. “Dear Kim: You’re welcome. Love, Bill Clinton.”
Wait! Which one is Kim, and what did I “give” her?
The return of the bimbo eruptions
Bill’s baggage is starting to pile up in front of Nana’s campaign HQ. “Dear Juanita Broaddrick: If you thought being raped by BILL was bad, you ain’t seen nuthin’ yet! Love, Hillary Clinton.”
One more of these, Bill, and you might have to “visit Fort Marcy Park.”
Just Bernie being Bernie
Bernie Sanders has his lone pair of panties in a twist over “$5 ATM fees.” Uncle Grampa thinks it’s 2002 again.
”In my day, you took the stagecoach into town and went to see the nice man in the green eyeshade.”
White guys can’t protest
Burns, Oregon — like Ferguson and Baltimore, only without all the rape, murder and looting…
And that’s this week’s Ocho Magnifico! Until next time, I’m Ben Crystal saying, “A free anti-Bill of Rights infomercial in prime time? That … is CNN!
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