Todd M. Siebert: The WIRE: Your week in review

Friday, 14 October 2016

The WIRE: Your week in review

From Michelle’s core to Hillary’s conscience — and most points in between — it’s time for a look back at the week that was. Personal Liberty Digest^® presents: The WIRE!

Spare me the faux outrage, Madame First Lady. If Donald Trump’s words have “shaken you to the core,” then Bill Clinton’s actions must have left you catatonic.

Wait until she gets a load of what Barry does when she’s not around. She’s gonna need all the drugs.

Mrs. Obama also said Trump’s comments are “beneath the standards of human dignity.” And when it comes to “beneath human dignity,” she knows the real experts.

“Michelle and I love your song ‘Bitches & Sisters,’ Jay-Z! It’s a real feminist anthem!”

The Democrat Party’s sudden outrage over the objectification and oppression of women rang kinda hollow, considering their nominee has bagged millions of dollars from guys who treat women worse than livestock.

“Listen Sheikh, the ‘honor killings’ have to stop – you’ll give $25 million to our ‘charity?’ – have fun at the stoning!”

With Wikileaks revealing Hillary Clinton’s campaign is a nest of liars, racists and frauds ugly enough to make “The Godfather” look like a nursery rhyme, her surrogates took to trying to deflect attention to wild allegations about Vladimir Putin.

“Help me out here, Vlad; what’s Russian for squirrel?”

Add Catholics to the list of Americans Hillary hates. Wikileaks exposed a conversation between members of Nana’s inner circle calling Catholics “severely backwards.” Catholics, Protestants, police officers, gun owners, rape victims, pro-lifers, Tea Partiers and even Jews. Is there anyone the old girl doesn’t put in her “basket of deplorables?”

Oh, right.

Hacked documents also exposed Hillary surrogate John Podesta celebrating with cronies about pay-for-play “diplomacy” and using sympathetic media as propaganda outlets and making racist jokes about Latinos.

Too bad for Nana, she wasn’t the only one who missed the memos about email security.

Speaking of flunking email security, mere months after Debbie Wasserman Schultz resigned the chair of the DNC following revelations she tried to rig primary voting for Hillary, new email releases showed current DNC chair Donna Brazile did almost exactly the same thing.

“Miss me yet?”

You know that nightmare where all your pissed off exes show in the same place? That – times a million!

“What’s wrong Dad? Oh. Never mind.”

After yet another debate in which Donald Trump flattened a clearly struggling Hillary, the old girl bizarrely claimed “she won.”

Won what? Bingo night at “the home?”

Hillary says “I’m the last thing standing between you and the apocalypse.” So, it’s either President Hillary or 1,000 years of darkness?

Can I think about it and get back to you?

Desperate to woo younger voters who haven’t forgiven her for betraying Bernie Sanders, Hillary brought Al Gore out of storage.

Just what Nana needs to attract Millenials: another old, white, 1 percenter.

Happy 100th anniversary to Planned Parenthood, and especially to chief abortionista Cecile Richards, whose stewardship of the taxpayer-subsidized anti-life group has earned her a raise from a cushy $353,000/yr to just shy of $1 Million.

Planned Parenthood: where the business is killing babies, and business is really freaking good!

Is anyone really surprised the Nobel Committee awarded the Prize for Literature to Bob Dylan? Compared to some of their recent prizewinners, he’s practically overqualified.

At least Dylan has read a book.

Tim Tebow left the field at a minor league ballgame to offer prayers and comfort to a fan who suffered a seizure, so, of course, liberals remembered how much they hate him.

And he’s pro-life? What a monster!