From Hurricane Matthew to Hillary’s sense of humor — and most points in between — it’s time for a look back at the week that was. Personal Liberty Digest® presents: The WIRE!
As Hurricane Matthew roared into the Southeast, global warmists giddily gave their science fictional theory credit for the storm.
Right, because we never had hurricanes before so-called “climate change.”
Hillary Clinton made an “emergency” buy of over $50,000 of ad space on the Weather Channel, but later suspended the ads after someone pointed out the “optics” are less than awesome.
Hurricane Matthew is brought to you by Hillary Clinton! Remember: When you think “disaster,” think Hillary!
Hillary’s “eyesight” didn’t get any better, as she sent Al Gore on the trail to drum up Millennial support for her flagging campaign.
A Category 5 alert has been issued for massage therapists in swing states.
President Obama continued to push the “climate change” angle, claiming that by signing the Paris Agreement, the United States is putting its money where its mouth is to combat climate change.
No, he’s putting OUR money where HIS mouth is.
Hillary continued to try and attack Trump for “body-shaming” women over their weight.
“Don’t worry about the extra pounds… some rapists men actually prefer their victims women with a little meat on their bones.”
New documents reveal the White House interceded to protect Hillary from justice over her email scandal, even ordering her successor, John Kerry, to ignore queries from investigators.
“Then I said ‘this is the most transparent administration in history!’ I can’t believe they bought it!”
Obama continues to insist he only found out about Hillary’s disgrace when he saw it on the news; even though he repeatedly emailed her using a fake name well beforehand.
“What, that? I was just asking for yoga tips!”
So, the Vice Presidential debate wasn’t close.
Last time I saw a beating like that, Ronald Reagan ended up picking bits of Walter Mondale off his shoes.
Nana’s man-purse Tim Kaine didn’t help her cause when he blurted out “When Hillary Clinton became Secretary of State… Osama Bin Laden was alive.”
Yeah? So were these guys.
Hillary added her two cents during the debate, tweeting “Mike Pence claiming that Trump supports our troops and veterans when he insults them and probably doesn’t pay taxes is laughable.”
In that case, Nana pretending to give a damn about anything other than her bank account is drop-dead hilarious.
With even Bill Clinton admitting Obamacare is a total disaster, Obama moved to fix his mess by blaming it on… the Republicans.
That’s like Bubba blaming his victims for not “lying back and trying to enjoy it.”
Hillary’s attempt to misconstrue Trump’s conversation with a Marine about PTSD fell apart when the Marine in question described her twisting of Trump’s responses as “sickening.”
I’m so sure Hillary’s right and THESE GUYS are wrong.
First Lady Michelle Obama says, “We need someone who is honest and plays by the rules” as President.
Unfortunately, she doesn’t know anyone who fits the description.
The Feds announced this week that a Booz Allen employee was arrested in August for grossly mishandling classified information and then attempting to cover their tracks.
I didn’t know we still arrested people for that.
While you were watching the election sideshow, the Obama’s ineptitude in Syria has Russia warming up their war drums.
“I think the ‘reset button’ might be on the fritz, Mr. President.”
Reportedly, the feds agreed to destroy Hillary Clinton’s aides’ laptops after reviewing the devices. Crime-fighting, Democrat style: Give the accomplices immunity, and destroy the evidence.
They put their top men on it. Top. Men.
The Democrat Party went into hysterics after tax records mailed to the New York Times indicated Donald Trump’s losses offset his tax obligations.
When was the last time Hillary paid more than she owes? Oh right — never.
And, the Massachusetts state police and National Guard staged a massive raid on an 81-year-old woman’s home to seize a single marijuana plant.
Another vicious criminal mastermind off the streets.
BONUS: The weird “scary clown” trend has produced some unwanted effects; as law enforcement has been forced to remind people that they can’t shoot clowns for being spooky.
All the same, Pennywise needs to stay the hell away from me. That sh*t ain’t right.
And that’s your week in review! For the Personal Liberty Digest®, I’m Ben Crystal saying “See you next week, on The WIRE!”
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