Friday, 26 August 2016

The WIRE: Your week in review

From the Middle East to the Motor City — and most points in between — it’s time for a look back at the week that was. Personal Liberty Digest® presents: The WIRE!

If Nana thought her email disgrace was behind her… 15,000 new reasons it isn’t just popped up.


Either she forgot or she’s lying. Which one of those is “presidential?”

Just because Wasil Farooqui was known to Federal authorities for trying to sneak into Syria doesn’t mean his knife attack on two victims in Roanoke, Virginia was “Islamic terrorism.”


I mean, who doesn’t yell “Allah Akbar” during attempted beheadings?

As fast as Hillary was exposed for pimping the State Department, her minions came up with a new excuse: she did it for the children! Holy crap; Democrats make Scientologists look like the neighborhood garden club.


Lord Xenu will be pleased.

Hillary-minion Brian Fallon stepped in it, asking if Donald Trump’s donation to Nana’s “foundation” means “he is calling for an investigation of himself?”


Fine by me, Sparky. Maybe they can get adjoining prison cells.

Nana had a special message for the girls this week, “(I)f I have the opportunity, I’ll do whatever I can to make things a little easier for you.”


Unless you live in an Islamic dictatorship which gave millions to my “foundation,” in which case, you’re on your own.

Democrats threw a tantrum when Donald Trump began making overtures to minority voters.


Because voting Democrat for the last 50 years is working out super well!

Hillary whined to Anderson Cooper about revelations she pimped the State Department for her “foundation,” saying critics only “looked at a small portion of my time” as secretary of state.


You know what else was a “small portion” of her time? Benghazi.

She also changed her answer on her email scandal — again — almost apologizing to Secretary Colin Powell for trying to frame him for her disgrace.


Guess the whole “blame the black guy” strategy didn’t pan out.

Hillary tried playing the KKK card this week, attempting to link Trump to David Duke and the Klan.


Um… you wanna tell her, or should I?

That wasn’t the only shot that backfired on the old girl. “Trump first gained political prominence promoting the racist lie that President Obama isn’t really an American.” Of course, Hillary Clinton’s first campaign for President invented the “racist lie” that President Obama isn’t really an American.


Shorter Hillary: “I’m rubber, you’re glue.”

How did the Democrats “celebrate” the 100th anniversary of the National Park Service? By tweeting a selfie of Barry. Surprised they didn’t Photoshop him onto Mt. Rushmore.


Maybe I shouldn’t be giving them ideas.

Nana worked the illegal alien vote, claiming “Trump would form an armed deportation force to round up millions of immigrants and kick them out of the country.”


You mean other than the one we already have?

Senator Harry Reid found a new low this week, calling Patricia Smith, mother of slain Benghazi hero Sean Smith, “crazy” for reminding people that Hillary lied about the terrorist attack.


In case you ever wondered what kind of Senator John Wayne Gacy would have made.

While Obama and Nana avoided Louisiana like the whole state had rabies, TV actor Bill Nye told CNN the floods were caused by so-called global warming global cooling “climate change.”


Wanna bet “climate change” is the reason Bill Nye’s not a real scientist?

There’s nothing wrong with Hillary’s health. She even opened a jar of pickles to prove it!


Welp, I’m convinced. She definitely has opposable thumbs.

Former Fox News host Andrea Tantaros filed a sexual harassment lawsuit against her former employers this week, alleging inappropriate comments by Bill O’Reilly and unwanted touching by former Senator Scott Brown.


Sounds like Bill Clinton’s “vacations” with Jeff Epstein; except none of the girls are underage.

Leftist blogs, including Politico, leaked ill-sourced rumors this week that Melania Trump may have worked as an “escort” in the 1990s; but I’m sure Hillary had nothing to do with it.


The glass-ceiling-breaking, history-making candidate is trying to slut-shame her opponent’s wife, because feminism.

The State Department issued a travel warning this week, alerting Americans to the “risk of arrest & detention of U.S. citizens” in Iran.


$400 million doesn’t grow on trees, ya know.

Two incidents this week highlighted ISIS’s new strategy of using children and teenagers as suicide bombers.


They’re using 12 year olds. Guess they ran out of 13 year olds.

And that’s your week in review! For the Personal Liberty Digest®, I’m Ben Crystal saying “See you next week, on The WIRE!”

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