The seemingly endless list of things that offend must make the world a scary place for the contemporary American liberal. Perhaps liberals could benefit from this fictional product, which promises to filter out anything that isn’t in line with the kinder, gentler reality many on the left seek.
A spoof ad from We the Internet highlights “Alternate Viewpoint Canceling Headphones” that can make any place a safer space.
From the ad:
The world is a frightening place; filled with new ideas and the opinions of other people. Why live in constant fear of beliefs and interpretations different from your own? There’s a better way.
Now, you can have total piece of mind with the new Alternate Viewpoint-Canceling Headphones from Insu LTD. [insulted, get it?]
High-quality over-the-ears headphones that filter out any concept you might find disagreeable or uncomfortable …
Earplugs are ugly, expensive, and made by corporations. Alternative Viewpoint-Canceling Headphones are sleek, affordable, and made by real people.
Order now and get a free upgrade to the Deluxe Well-Being Cocoon. Everywhere can be a safe space when you’re inside. It protects you from offensive speech, disrespectful actions, and aggressive visual stimulation. All while surrounding you in the warmth and comfort that comes from knowing you’re always right — [trigger warning alarm] — uh, I mean correct.
Great for university professors, commencement speakers, student protests, counter-protests, classical Greek mythology, and peer-reviewed scientific journals with conclusions that don’t fit your worldview. Cancel them all!
If you’re not completely satisfied, send it back at no charge to you. You’ll even get this handsome trophy just for trying!
Alternative Viewpoint-Canceling Headphones from Insu LTD. Because everyone else is wrong.
These things would probably sell like hotcakes on the Hillary Clinton campaign website.
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